Mission: Too Much Final Fantasy (Joke)

Was talking to a friend while surfing the net and I found some funny things. Thought we could enjoy some laughter and creativity while we wait SE to stop making us suffer. These is the first of a series of Missions to earn achievements titles. Have Fun!

Mission: Too Much Final Fantasy
Description: Finish the sentence
Post limit per member: none
Achievement: The Eleven Laughing Cactuars

You know you have played too much Final Fantasy XI . . .

Examples:
. . . when you shout "Agro" every time your wife comes complaining.
. . . when picking your kid from school reminds you of hunting NMs.
. . . when every time you drive to work you hear the Chocobo theme song play.

...When you begin to watch what you eat in an attempt to figure out its bonuses
...When you hear the word train and instantly think back to crawler's nest
...When you speak auto translator phrases in everyday conversation
...When the pnemonic devices you use to remember mythology figures involves the use of HNMs
...When you see duct tape you think of casting silence on your family
...When you wonder if you are actually getting rid of gyshal greens when weeding your garden
...When you wish you had a chocobo to weed your garden
...When you are afraid to go near a cactus for fear of 10,000 needles
...When you take a billy club to a haunted house
...When you see a midget and stop to have a double take, mistaking him/her for a Taru-Taru
...When you add crystals to your spice cabinet
...When you begin to rhyme or add -aru to the end of every word you speak
...When filling out a job form you answer Corsair and Red Mage on your previous jobs

I love the cactus ones!!!

... When waiting in line you start thinking why is so laggy!!!
... When every time someone takes your parking space and you say "Damn RMTs!!!"
... When you see the gas prices rise and you shout, "Damn RMTs!!!"
... When you are hitting on a girl and another man takes her and you curse," Damn RMTs!!!"
...When driving on the highway and a man tries to pass you to get in the same line as you and you just accelerate to block his attempt while you say, " take that RMT!!!"

When you have your first born baby girl and you say "We'll call her... Shanotto "

((lol I like that one. . . worst think I thought about it))

...When you call your little sister taru-taru and everyone in the room stares at you like wth.